Otis Funkmeyer, Galactic Activator - Latest Comments

Re: On Desire

Adrián Funky-Fyutz Fuentes — Wed, 29 Apr 2015 12:54:33 -0000

Word. From one little Buddha to another ^^.

Re: On Criticism

nick — Tue, 22 Apr 2014 16:49:14 -0000

Hi Otis,

I work for a company called Stocksy United, and I need to talk to you about the image that you have up on this page. Please send me an email at nick@stocksy.com

Re: On Anal Healing

Nomadyogini — Wed, 06 Nov 2013 10:02:50 -0000

a brave and eloquent piece of writing... thank you for sharing your story. It's hugely encouraging to find this in a first 'random' google search on this subject. And thanks for the book suggestion too. I'd also highly recommend David Deida's work (especially his book for men 'The Way of the Superior Man' and 'The Anatomy of Female Arousal' by Sheri Winston. Both very accessible, intelligent and thought-provoking books which also touch on this subject.

Re: On Slowness

VV Hsu — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:41:34 -0000

DaBeDim, Chu Dai Hing; Tizzy-fit Brit, Lucy; Otis Jenny.... It's vv they all love and need! Sick!

Re: On Slowness

Lucy Van Pal — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:37:21 -0000

Oh yeah! Even the BTC link is real! You smart crazy funny funny seriously brilliant man!

Re: On Slowness

Jenny Funkmeyer — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:13:44 -0000

Bravo for another excellent piece! Pioneering thought presented in eloquent confident easy-to-understand writing with just the right amount of humor. Lau Tzu quote is a smashing end!

Before Tizzy-fit Brit was DaBeDim who issued orders without any understanding of the difficult and thus lack appreciation when his orders were fulfilled.

I'm ever more in love with you. Watching you grow has been a crazy lol entertaining journey.

Re: Unified Field Theory for Dummies (and Mystics)

Engelien — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:26:59 -0000

Thank you for sharing this ! It was blowing my mind today. It is or I am hitting the jackpot in all the insights I had/have after seeing this video. All knowledge I collected in doing a lot of "growth work", experiencing information/insights on different levels... it seems like it makes more sense now. I didn't even know that I, or a part of me, was so longing for this information..because it makes me really, really happy !! So thank you again and now I shall subscribe to your newsletter...! (-: with love, Engelien

Re: On Flexibility

The Quiet Storm — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:07:55 -0000

I laughed reading this! Even though I needed to hear this and know this is one of the paradoxes in life, I am still in denial...smh I will be dissecting my ''90%'' more in depth...

Re: On Flexibility

Otis Funkmeyer — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 17:56:28 -0000

Yo! Thanks! On,y thing is I am absolutely NOT going for the whole life coach thing. I am going for the whole superstar thing! But either way, a wonderful letter. Just wanted to clear that up :):):)
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Re: On Flexibility

juju — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 13:42:32 -0000

right? lol, i want me one of those bodies!!

Re: On Flexibility

juju — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 13:41:36 -0000

i am loving the slant of the mirror i am seeing in this post, my man otie. that's sage-talk. dig it

Re: On Flexibility

Jenny MUTHAFUCKINmeyer — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 13:06:40 -0000

Now dat photo says it all! Holy shit dat some MUTHAFUCKIN superwoman!!!! I love you kiss you out!

Re: On Flexibility

hopesanford — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:24:32 -0000

i was all set to try & write this earnest reply about how I usually roll my eyes at ANYbody who seems to be doing the "i'm a life coach" thing, because, oh good lord they're as deluded as me, only they think (as my Alzheimered hammered dad useta say) they got it ALL knowed up"- only our man Otis knows he doesn't .And I re-learned a LOT that I keep 4getting, just by reading this post. But you, Spandy Andy, summed up my sentiments with one (okay, it's a looong one) word. Thanx!!!!!

Re: On Flexibility

Farmermei — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:21:30 -0000

Hi Otis. I've enjoyed your writing a lot and this last one is great. Another word for Flexibility is ACCEPTANCE. And here's a prayer that can help when the going gets tough: "God, Grant me the Serenity to Accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference." What we can't change is anyone else. We can only change ourselves. You came to see that and that is HUGE. Good for you! Big hugs to Jenny! Love from Taos....

Re: On Flexibility

Kathryn Cantley — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:38:52 -0000

Hey Otis I did read your title, and I hear you and love ya. However, may I please disagree? (Show a sister a little flexibility?!) I personally might be flexible in a way that is ultimately not healthy for me, but if I'm consciously choosing tolerance, it puts me in a more empowered place.

Re: On Flexibility

Brian Walter — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:16:06 -0000

All I can say, buddy...is, you got it. Keep going.

...I know this on account of being in *exactly* the same space, and having attracted *powerful* help.

I think it's worth mentioning here that there comes a time when one is done with process work -- the act of entering into and thereby discharging old, stuck emotions -- in favor of simply replacing said clots of grief or whateva with one's own cool, sweet energy.

Exercising the blade of discernment to be certain this is where you are may take a month or three.

...Just FYI.

Much LOVE! Many BLESSINGS! Truly/Brian

Re: On Flexibility

Tonya — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:55:48 -0000

Thank you for this awesome message I woke up to:) I'm going to work on looking at myself rather than others day and not put the blame on "stubborn" people.

Re: On Flexibility

Otis Funkmeyer — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:47:35 -0000

Not tolerance, flexibility. Didn't you read the title? SWAG

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Re: On Flexibility

Kathryn Cantley — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:39:17 -0000

You have developed a long and circuitous route to describe tolerance.

Re: On Flexibility

Nate Downey — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 07:22:51 -0000

If the doors of perception were a little more flexible, everyone would appear as they are...cleansed--and controlling.

Re: On Flexibility

Spandy Andy — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 02:34:41 -0000

OTIS MUTHAFUCKIN FUNKMEYER!! :D

Re: On Flexibility

Isismarie — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 02:20:42 -0000

you're a hard act to follow otis! thank you for the dose of honest, frank, upfrontedness...it's infectious and inspiring. your humility and confidence are the head and tail of your snake, coiling endlessly around itself...looking for the answer that isn't there. there is no answer...there is no spoon...there is no Jenny...there is no Otis...there is only one of us tantalizing itself with thoughts in an effort to see its own reflection. which of course it never will, because there is nothing outside of itself. It is it all. :)

Re: On Flexibility

Debra Lynne Katz — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 02:18:09 -0000

Otis, I love you! Thanks for being you!

Re: On Professionalism

Otis Funkmeyer — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 04:14:11 -0000

wow just saw this that means a lot man!

Re: On Professionalism

Soh Tanaka — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 03:44:52 -0000

Otis... I love your articles man :-) Thank you!